15 Things that cause bad breath

I know we know lots of things that cause bad breath, but have you ever seen a list?

Seafood
Garlic
Being Sick
Milk
Gum disease
Beer
Caesar Dressing
Cheese
Dirty Mouth
Tobacco
Orange Juice
Rotting Tooth
Food stuck in teeth
Tonsils

Hmm… I thought I could bang this out…seems to be a little harder than I thought. Oh well, if I come across something else that cause bad breath, I will add it. For now this is plenty of stinky stuff to think about if needed.

In case you think you might need some bad breath help… read about it here…How to Cure Bad Breath – a Step by Step Guide

Get your Western Genre on!

I feel like saying HI Ya”ll to start this post, but that might not be correct. I think HOWDY works better. I am sure Roy Rogers would approve. In any case, I wanted to gather some bits of creative inspiration for the folks out there who might be interested in conjuring up some kind of story about Cowboys. I have a timer on this one so it will have to be a fast produced post. As usual these post are to help get the Creative juices flowing. This is not in any way considered historically or  academically correct. It is inspirational only.

For starters how about a couple quick links Western Genre Wiki – Gunfighter – So ya wanna be a Cowboy?

Some words associated with Westerns:

American Old West – Cavalry- Outlaw – Railroads – Cactus – Ponderosa – Wagon Train – Boots – Spurs – Colt 45 – Indians – Buffalo – Roundup – Cattle Drive – Territory – Dodge City – Cattlemen – Wrangler – Blue Skies – Long Horns – Cowboy Hats – Saddles – Tin Can Coffee – Buckaroo – Cowhand – Cowpuncher – Great Plains – Civil War – Frontier – Hopalong Cassidy – Train Robbery – Buffalo Bill – Wyatt Earp – Dude Ranch

General central plot in a the western genre – Maintain Law and Order on the frontier.

Here is a great link to a site for to a Writer’s Guide to the Old West

Here is a bigger list of Phrases and Slang form the Old West

How about a GAG ReCAP:

~ Cowboy Standing at the bar with his gun Drawn. The Barkeep is Standing there frowning. In the background you see some very elaborate curtains on the windows. “You have till sundown to get rid of those awful curtains.”

All right, how about that…. Fifteen minutes of Western content for those needing some inspiration. Don’t get to caught up in researching. Use what Is here and get going! You can dig deeper later. Right now Just GO! Get’er Done!

If you need a book to read about writing westerns or about cowboys hurry and check this on out –How to Write Western Novels

Westerns not doing it for you? To finish up this post how about a LIST OF GENRES?

 

 

Part of the 1000 Creative Spark List

As part of a bonus to the The Creative Crowbar Reference VOL.1 book I will be including a list of 1000 creative sparks. They are word combinations that can be used to start a poem, the first sentence in a novel, get you out of a writing jam, inspiration for some joke…the list goes on and on for you. Below is a quick glance at a few from the middle of the list. See if you can use one today!…

507. Angry Gobstopper

508. Gaffer Rack

509. Sand Mountain

510. Sound of Orange

511. Orange Darts

512. Pale Face

513. Blue Shoe

514. Shaggy Moves

515. Upsized Downsizer

516. Dream Surrounded

517. Online Crash

518. Fortune Cookie

519. Fountain Pen Repairer

520. Special Sponser

521. Sea Storm

522. Infused Blues

 

So there you go, a quick list of some words that could inspire you on a project.

I recently came across this book. If you have time to read it, I would reccomend you do so sooner than later.

I just fueled up for the afternoon

So,….(I like the word so, so you will probably see it a lot Grammar Police) So…. I took a break from my usual idea churning and took a walk next to this….

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Then I ate some of this….

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Now I am ready to get going again. Do you think the ideas will flow? Well if they don’t for me, then maybe the will for you. Think Turtles and Tacos..got to be something funny with that I tell ya.

10 things I do all day long

Hi y’all,

All day long I think of content ideas. Here are 10 things I do to help the process.
1. Surf Facebook
2. Surf TV
3. Watch movies
4. Play games with my kids.
5. Try to start arguments with people.
6. Daydream
7. Take multiple showers
8. Play on my phone
9. Read my world record book
10. Wash the dishes

I did not say these were good or bad, healthy or not, or even lazy sounding,  I just said it is what I do every day. Some are more productive than others. I chew on and develop raw ideas the best while in the shower. Playing with the kids generates the least. I want to focus on them, but they do help.

The part not on the list is what I do to collect and organize the ideas. I have a ton of sketchbooks. Very few are full from page one to the end because I just leave them all over the place so I can pick them up and jot down the idea. I don’t want to loose the idea while looking for a place to write it down. I also have a computer and about 10 different websites. Each website is a different subject and if I have a good idea I can post on that website. It is not a perfect neat system, but it works for me. I don’t expect the diamond type of idea every time. In fact very few are worthy of repeating, however, I never want to stop the flow.

Oh, bonus 11. I venture out to bookstores and/or coffee shops specifically aimed at content generation. I also recently added flying a kite. Man is that fun and relaxing…. Unless you almost take someone’s head off by accident while are walking across the filed and the wind picks up causing your kite to go bananas.

Final note. I am in a hurry, at a bookstore typing this in my phone so please excuse my grammar and typos. I will at some point in the future re-visit and fix… Or maybe not… Got to catch some more ideas..

Gag Re-Caps for April 9th 2012

Here are a couple re-caps I came across today.

Stytoons 2000 – Lee Styron – In the middle of the desert there is a buzzard on the ground looking up at his buddies flying above. We see their shadow circling around a piece of blown out tire. “False alarm guys! False alarm.”

Henderson 2009 – A pissed off snowman looking down at a yellow spot on him. A dog walking away. “You stupid mangy mutt…The kids just built me an hour ago.”

Piccolo – In the living room of a family sits a mother and father rabbit. Standing in front of them is a young rabbit. “No, seriously, that’s where you came from — a magician’s hat.”

 

 

 

 

Some happy drawings

How about some happy drawings I drew for my kids on a dry erase board for the first post? We have a board on a wall next to the kitchen table. Every morning I write or draw something on it for our two kids. They are 2 and 4. I am never allowed to miss a day without showing them something. These drawings are from Ed Emberley’s awesome book of how to draw animals. My kids are a little young to draw them, but the see them. My oldest can draw circles and squares, however she is focused on making them in general. Using the shapes to create other shapes is a little more complicated, but she is on her way.

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