TOP RANKING JOB TITLES + SOMETHING ODD ABOUT IT.
Accounting Director – Has Dyslexia
Actuary – Hates Probability
Anesthesiologist – Has a drug habit
Architect – Lives in a barn
Attorney / Lawyer – Cannot Spell
Bio-medical Engineer – Is a serial killer
Biotechnology Research Scientist – Is a spy
Business Development Analyst – Sell cocaine
Business Operations Manager – For a Bra Manufacturer
Certified Public Accountant – Pays off the IRS
Civil Engineer – Destroys Environment
Clinical Research Associate – Make homemade candles
Clinical Services Director – Is a graffiti artist
Compensation Analyst – Married to a garbage collector
Computer and Information Scientist – Sneezes loud constantly
Construction Estimator – Is a mafia henchman
Construction Project Manager – Lives like a homeless person
Customer Service Manager – Has anger issues
Database Administrator – Types very slow
Dentist – Has bad breath
Director of Communications – For a mom and pop store
Director of Nursing – Runs an escort service for the terminally ill
Emergency Room Physician – Missing two fingers
Employment Recruiter – Has OCD
Environmental Engineer – Hates the outdoors
Environmental Health & Safety Specialist – Has a fear of heights
Geographic Information Systems Analyst – Is color blind
Healthcare Consultant – Cannot stand fruit
Healthcare Services Program Director – Is always sick
Hospital Administrator – Loves to pop balloons
Human Resources Consultant – Hate people
Information Systems Security Engineer – Love getting high
Information Technology Business Analyst – For a .COM start-up
Intensive Care Unit Nurse – Is forgetful
Management Consultant – Hates Rats
Marketing Consultant – Is antisocial
Medical Case Manager – Loves Chocolate
Network Operations Project Manager – Former Navy Officer
Nursing Home Director – Is 25 years old
Obstetrician / Gynecologist – Has a foot fetish
Outside Sales Manager – For a grass seed company
Physical Therapist – Over eats
Physical Therapy Director – Weighs 450Lbs
Physician Assistant – Steals money from wallets
Product Management Director – Texas cattle farm
Project Engineer – For NYC MTA
Psychiatrist – Is into S&M
Public Relations Director – Pharmaceutical Company
Regional Sales Manager – For a Garlic Farm
Rehabilitation Services Director – Is a quadriplegic
Research & Development Manager – For Hot Wheels
Risk Management Manager – For a Nuclear Casualty Insurance Trust Company
Sales Account Manager – A rat trap company
Sales Director – A meatball manufacture
Security Director – For a Circus
Senior Data Analyst – Reads romance novels
Senior Product Development Scientist – Hates Clutter
Senior Sales Executive – For a RV business
Social Worker – Hates kids
Software Architect – Builds Gazebos
Software Engineering / Development Director – Extremely disorganized
Speech-Language Pathologist – Has a lisp
Statistician – Has a Jelly bean Collection
Structural Engineer – Is a Boy Scout Troop Leader
Systems Engineer – Reads Poetry
Technical Services Manager – Runs Hot Rod Car Shows
Technical Writer – Has Arthritis
Telecommunications Network Engineer – Loves Heavy Metal
Test Software Development Engineer – Writes children’s books
Training Development Director – Never went to college
